My So-Called Homeschool

As told by Windows Media Player (yeah, not cool enough for an iPod)

Found at Life with 4 Kids and a Dog

Here’s how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool and no disclaimers allowed.

Opening Credits: Forever - I Could Sing of Your Love Together Kids

Waking Up: Row, Row, Row Your Boat - demo CD from Do-Re-Me & You

First Day At School: Can I come - The Firemen

Falling In Love: Paw-Paw Patch- The Gang’s All Singing: Silly Songs Disc 1

Fight Song: You Are Holy (Prince of Peace)- Zoe Group

Breaking Up: Blind Mary - Joyfull Strings

Prom: Fiddle-I-Fee- demo CD from Do-Re-Me & You

Mental Breakdown: Make Me Kind Like You - my kids’ VBS CD (Standard Publishing)

Driving: You Are Mine - Go Fish

Flashback: La Bamba - demo CD from Do-Re-Me & You

Getting Back Together: The Night Before Christmas- demo CD from Do-Re-Me & You

Wedding: Come, Now is the Time to Worship - I Could Sing of Your Love Forever- Kids

Birth of Child: Above All Powers - Michael W. Smith

Final Battle: Goober Peas - The Gang’s All Singing: Silly Songs Disc 1

Death Scene: Offering/Lord, We Come Before Thee Now - Zoe Group

Funeral Song: Come Worship Christ the King - Zoe Group

End Credits: Superstar- Go Fish

Some were pretty good, some were pretty lame. I know, no disclaimers, but I do have to say that since I don’t have a portable mp3 player, my WMP library is mostly stuff I’ve ripped to burn to a new CD when the kids scratch the old one. Looking at this, I’m really unhappy with the way WMP shuffles — it chose from the same 3-4 albums over and over when I have a few more than that.

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