Archive for March, 2007
Dyson vacuum giveaway!!!
Posted by: | Comments5 Minutes for Mom is giving away a Dyson Slim Vacuum. All the details are over there, check it out and sign the Mr. Linky. Even non-bloggers are eligible! Now, I have a Kirby (which Squid says is going to be the last vacuum we ever buy) and mostly hardwood floors, but that will not stop me from entering. There’s some serious dust around here, and I’d love to get it all up!
So-called sarcasm
Posted by: | CommentsSarcasm has got to be my number one humor tool (well, right up there with drama), as well as defensive tool. Take today, for example.
Jasmine: Where’s Daddy?
Gem: He went to get steaks.
Jasmine (drooling and licking lips dramatically): Did he go to the store?
Gem: No! He’s killing the cow right now and cutting the steaks off it’s butt.
Jasmine: MO-OMM!!!!! I meant is he getting it from a food place where they cook it . . .
Gem: You mean a restaurant?
Jasmine: YES!
Gem: No. He’s going to Kroger.
If you don’t like the weather . . .
Posted by: | Comments. . . just wait a few days.
Two weeks ago:

Monday:
Is this March?
Andrea ROCKS!!!
Posted by: | CommentsIn spite of — or to distract herself from — her personal health saga, Andrea hunted down the culprit of the mp3 player problem. So now, prepare to hear the most brilliant songwriting of the century — at least from a six-year-old. Click on the title, not on the player. The player still sounds like The Chipmunks. The original file at the Fileden site sounds normal (at least on my computer — please let me know how it sounds to you).
I hope I haven’t hyped it so much that you’re disappointed now. I don’t have a cord to upload from her digital recorder to the computer, but when I get one, I’ll post the tune to the words in my last post.
Love Song From My Daughter
Posted by: | CommentsMy baby girl turned 7 last weekend. Where does the time go? It seems just yesterday she was colicky and fussy, not letting anyone but Mommy hold her. Oh, wait, that was yesterday! Just kidding!
Her Nana and Papa sent her the perfect birthday present (with MAJOR hints from yours truly) — a mini digital recorder to record all her song ideas on. She’s been annoying us all day with goofy voices, interviews, and playbacks at full volume. But right after bedtime, she ran downstairs, shoved it into my hand, and said “Here, you need to listen to this!” And I did. Need to, that is.
Mom, you’re my good luck charm.
Mom, I love you.
Mom, you love me like gold.
You’re the one that protects me
From everybody out there.
You love me so much, you love me actually more than gold.
You are my supermodel.
You are my role model, I want to be just like you.
I want you, I want you, ’cause you are the best mommy in the world.
You’re the one everybody’s done beggin’ for (not sure of those lyrics)
You’re the one that can set things right-right-right.
You are the one who loves me, momma does,
You are the one who love’s me so, so-ho-ho-ho.
Yeah!
If my technical guru can figure out how, I’m going to try to get it saved on the computer. Then, if I can figure out how to get the silly MP3 player loaded here, I’ll let you hear it!
3-year-olds Rock!
Posted by: | CommentsYou know, I spend too much time comparing Monkey Boy to the girls at his age and concluding that, as a boy, he’s way behind them. But while he doesn’t talk incessantly like they did then, he doesn’t take second place (or third) in imagination. Take, for instance, bedtime tonight:
Mommy: Monkey Boy! Settle down, it’s time for bed.
MB: No, it’s daytime.
Mommy: No, it’s night time. See, the sun has gone to bed.
MB: No, he’s checkin’ his e-mail. In his home.
Mommy: Really? The sun isn’t in bed, he’s checking e-mail at home?
MB: Yep. With his wife. (I didn’t even know he knew the word wife — he usually says mommy instead)
Mommy: Oh, yeah? The sun has a wife, huh? Does he have kids too?
MB: Yep. Sunkids.
Mommy: Really?
MB: (Pretty much not waiting for Mommy’s response) There’s a brother. He’s a big boy. But not a man.
Mommy: Does he have brothers and sisters?
MB: Yeah. Stisters.
Mommy: What are their names?
MB: Cano and Cano. (This is the name of his constant imaginary companion)
Mommy: Really? They’re girls? ‘Cause I thought Cano was a boy’s name.
MB: One’s a boy and one’s a girl.
Mommy: Oh, OK. Well, there’s the end of our song (on the CD).
MB: Time to get in bed?
Mommy: Yep.
MB: OK
Mommy: Who are you and what have you done with my Monkey Boy? (no, not really, but I was thinking it — he usually fights getting into bed!)
I just loved the way he had the answer immediately for everything I asked, he didn’t even think about it. Kids just rock!
Doom, Despair, and Agony on Me
Posted by: | CommentsYeah, I wonder where my kids get their dramatic flair?
Sorry about the inadvertant blog sabbatical — it may go on a little longer. Things have gone from pretty crappy to really not so hot around here. I’ll blog more about it, but for now I’m concentrating on figuring out how to bring in some income to our happy home — to keep it happy and our home. God is good, all the time, but sometimes I just can’t figure out what He’s doing. Or is it the Other Guy trying to bring us down? My week seems to just be one day after another of the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day.
I need to count my blessings. My kids are well, Monkey boy is finally potty trained, the girls are dancing away getting ready for their recital, and — get this — the SUN WAS SHINING IN MICHIGAN TODAY! Of course it’s supposed to snow tomorrow. Figures. Anyway, just say a little prayer that we can get our heads above water.

Too much cable?
Posted by: | CommentsWe switched from ATT/Yahoo DSL for our internet phone and WOW cable to Comcast for phone/internet/cable. We decided to go with enhanced basic rather than the digital package that would give us a DVR — with finances tight, I decided it just wasn’t worth the $35/month more for the recording capabilities. The cable guy came yesterday and hooked us up. We do have On Demand, and the girls are having fun watching shows they’ve only seen at friends’ houses before — from Discovery Kids, Noggin, and others. This morning, Pink Pixie lay on the couch with the new clicker, gazing at it and saying in a dazed voice, “So . . . .many . . . . buttons!” as she contemplated what to watch next. Then, shortly after that when her sister was looking longingly at the clicker, she clutched it possesively with a “My Precious! My Clicker! My Precious!” (and we’ve never seen nor read LOTR!) Drama much?
