So-called sarcasm
Sarcasm has got to be my number one humor tool (well, right up there with drama), as well as defensive tool. Take today, for example.
Jasmine: Where’s Daddy?
Gem: He went to get steaks.
Jasmine (drooling and licking lips dramatically): Did he go to the store?
Gem: No! He’s killing the cow right now and cutting the steaks off it’s butt.
Jasmine: MO-OMM!!!!! I meant is he getting it from a food place where they cook it . . .
Gem: You mean a restaurant?
Jasmine: YES!
Gem: No. He’s going to Kroger.
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