My So-Called Homeschool

Mommy (calling out to family):  The shepherd’s pie is done, time to set the table.

Monkey Boy (playing playdough at said table):  Where’s the shepherd?

Mommy:  What?  Oh, the shepherd?  There is no shepherd, it’s just called shepherd’s pie.

Monkey  Boy:  No, the man shepherd.  Where is he?

Mommy:  We don’t have a shepherd honey.

Monkey Boy (still hasn’t looked up from his playdough):  Oh.